Teacher: So, why do you think so many Americans already have their next paycheck spent. In other words, why are so many Americans so far into debt?
Male Student: Because so many people think they need to have the newest Lady Gaga Purse... or whatever. They just try so hard to be cool.
Teacher: uh... ok... how about you, Michelle.
Me: Well Brother Nygren, I am not sure you should ask me.. I just bought the newest Lady Gaga Purse last night. I brought it online. It should be here today.
Teacher: Dead silence (for a really long time) Seriously? Lady Gaga has a purse?
Me: YA! You don't have one yet? Loser!
... the whole class is silent....
Me: No... Lady Gaga does NOT have a line of purses. I think so many Americans are in debt because credit cards are Satan. Once you get one credit card, Satan won!
Teacher: Exactly!
1 comment:
haha... you are a genious!
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