Student 1: I think making English the native language of the US would be beneficial in a number of ways. I think everyone should know English!
Student 2: Ya most people would like to know English even if they don't live in America. Maybe we need to do more to support that cause.
Student 1: Ya! I say we pass this bill!!
Teacher (Acting as President): No way! If we pass this bill then how am I supposed to talk to the little Hispanic girls in line at Wal-Mart??? That's like my highlight of my trip!
Me: Creepy McCreepster... Why do you talk to little Hispanic girls in Wal-Mart???
Teacher: I think they're cute! So I use my Spanish and talk to them!
Student 1: *cough* Petafile! *cough*
Student 3: I vote to investigate the President's relationships with little Hispanic girls.
Me: I second that!
Teacher: (Hits his forehead) I just got what you guys were saying! NO! I AM NOT A PETAFILE!!!!
Hahaha gotta love BYU-I!!!!!!