Sunday, August 5, 2012

Dating 101

My dating/ love life is not something I usually like to talk about. I usually don't tell people when I have a boyfriend. I REFUSE to put it on Facebook and I just don't think it's anyone's business. But I am fed up with this dating crap and I am about to explode. I have had a few really amazing boyfriends that I loved being with but for some reason or another we ended it. So I know there is hope... however I don't think hope exists in Rexburg. I think Rexburg has the pool of idiots. And by idiots I mean desperate, brain washed mormon guys who think that finding a wife is like a job interview. Let me give you a few examples of the guys that surround me in this fine town. So I see a lot of guys everyday at my job. When I cut their hair they make the small talk and ask me how long I have done hair, how long I have been married, and am I still going to school or not. Those are the questions. Always. I have no ring on my wedding finger, so I am not sure why they always assume I am married but it is annoying. I always smile and say I am single. They always look like a deer in headlights until I say some witty comment that makes them feel like less of an idiot. A few times, once the guys get to know me a little better, always comment on how they are confused why I am not married. One guy like had a full on debate with me and kept asking me why I wasn't married yet. His words exactly were "it just blows my mind that you are 25 and not married. It just confuses me!" Thank you. I mean, that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. NOT!!! I know he meant it well, but that didn't come across exactly how he meant it. But come on!! So move right along. Last night I get a text it says: "I hope you had a great day" Who is it from? Good question. I have NO clue. So I am trying to be as nice as I can and ask who it was. Got the name... facebook stalked him.We aren't facebook friends. I don't recognize his name or his picture. So how does he have my number. I classily (its a word... look it up in my dictionary!) ask him how we know each other. Oh perfect we were in the same ward together for one semester (4 months) we never talked. We never hung out. And he got my number from the ward directory (does he still have that... we were in the same ward 2 years ago.... .creepy!?). Perfect. We definitely have ward directories for you to get a date. Thank you! So he starts texting me what I like to do, my hobbies, etc. What is this a first date via text??? Seriously. I know there are good guys out there, because I have met them and dated a few of them... but come on!!! I know they say you have to kiss a few frogs before you kiss your prince... but the thought of kissing a frog grosses me out. I would rather just wait for my prince. Is that so wrong?? Man I really love dating!

4 comments:

KB said...

Oh Meesh. This made me miss you. Are we really 25? Also.. I think it's hilarious that boys at BYUI are obsessed with marriage, and boys at BYU Provo are repulsed by it. There are guys who are 28, 29, 30, 31 STILL living in student housing... STILL living the bro life. It's redonk. Move to Salt Lake. It's a nice middle ground. I love it. Anyway. Love you bye!

Nicole said...

Dating is so much fun! That is why I am still single! LOL

Musicmom-Amy said...

You are the BEST Michelle! You say it how it is and amber can completely relate.

Amanda said...

dating is totes my fav. thing to do.....haha NOT. The closest I've come to that is almost being kidnapped by the creepy mccreepersons outside the Rexburg temple the other night with you. I was only there for 24 hours and almost got attacked, grrrreat.

today in YW I had to teach a lesson about dating, it was pretty awesome.....since I'm such an authority on the subject. Dolla make you holla honey boo boo.

that might be one of the reasons I'm not married either :)

tell your blog I'M NOT A ROBOT but I am blind and dyslexic and cannot read those word things!!